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1. What has three hands but only one face?
- A clock.
2. Why is the letter "E" so important?
- Because it is the beginning of "everything"!
3. Who works only one day in the year but never gets fired?
- Santa Clause.
4. When can you have someting and nothing at the same time in your pocket?
- When you have a hole in your pocket!
5. Where can you always find money?
- In a dictionary.
6. Why do fish live in water?
- Because cats cannot swim!
7. What is black when it is clean, and white when it is dirty?
- A blackboard.
8. Why are grandpa's false teeth like stars?
- Because they come out at night!
9. What word is pronounced wrong even by native English speakers?
- The word "wrong"!
10. What will make more noise in your house than a dog?
- Two dogs.
What's the best thing to take when you are run over?
بهترین چیزی که موقعی که ماشین زیرت گرفت باید برداری چیست؟
?What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away
آن چیست که سیاه است وقتی می خریدش،قرمز است وقتی ازآن استفاده می کنید و خاکستری است
هنگامی که آن را دور می اندازید؟